2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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