Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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