:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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