How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
