chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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