He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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