i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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