In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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