i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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