Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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