If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
we should paint friendship bongs
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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