Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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