I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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