Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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