Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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