Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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