try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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