They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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