Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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