this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Barsexuality is the new black.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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