Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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