you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i've created a new STD.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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