why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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