you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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