Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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