well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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