Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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