Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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