he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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