I think I can smell my own vagina right now
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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