I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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