kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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