let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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