he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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