So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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