So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He felt like a one man threesome
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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