It's just like the Real World with babies
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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