we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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