they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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