This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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