can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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