I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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