i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
