So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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