ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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