his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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