i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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