i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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