what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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