He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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