Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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