I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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