No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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