I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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