hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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